I PLAY MY CARDS THE BEST I CAN BUT I SHMUSE MY LUCK WHEN YOU’RE NOT HERE MY DARLING HEART WON’T SHMU PLEASE GIVE IN? I MAY BE STRONG BUT I WANT SHMU BACK AGAIN

I CALL SHMU UP SHMU PICK UP SHMU CALL MY BLUFF ON THE CARD TO LOVE SHMU HOLD TOO CLOSE YOUR HANDS SHMU YOUR CHEST I CAN READ YOUR EYES BUT I CONFESS IT’S LONELY FAR FROM SHMU, OH

WHY SHMU I BEG LIKE A CHILD FOR YOUR CANDY? WHY SHMU I COME AFTER SHMU LIKE I SHMU, I LOVE SHMU? WHEREVER SHMU ARE, I SWEAR, SHMU BE MY ANGEL, SHMU

GO DOOR SHMU DOOR SPREAD THE LOVE SHMU GOT, SHMU GOT THE LOVE, SHMU GET WHAT SHMU WANT, DOES IT MATTER WHERE SHMU GET IT FROM?

SHMU WILDERNESS

YUM YUM BUMBLEBEE, BUMBLEBEE SHMUNA

I HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD SHMUS, BUT…

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